Sometimes it just doesn't pay. Kathy just got back from a trip to Italy, and while in Florence got the kids guide to the Uffizi and the Gallery of the Accademia. Good thing, right? Give them a little culture, expose them to famous works of art, and all that other good stuff.

Well, Grace was looking at the Accademia book today at breakfast, which has a picture of the statue of David. Suddenly she began to sing, "Naked man, naked man, naked man. I love Naked Man". Needless to say, Jeff and I were a little disconcerted. Then she changed her song: "Naked man, naked man, I love Naked man. I see your penis, show me your bottom." Peter's comment was, "Well, she has a nice voice!" Jeff and I were speechless.