I am SUCH a klutz

OK, in the past 18 or so hours, I've done the following:

• Spilled feta cheese all over my kitchen as I was shaking the box to loosen the clumps
• Mysteriously cut my thumb. No idea when or how, other than it looks like a knife cut and I noticed it on the drive to work when I saw blood on my thumb.
• Was stretching back in my chair in my office, and got a paper cut on my index finger knuckle when I hit some papers sitting on my shelf.

Sheesh. I shouldn't be allowed out....