Ignorence is bliss...

And by that, of course, I mean that it's reasonably blissfull when your kids (and their friends) are still ignorant of certain.....terms.

Santa brought an XBox to our house for Christmas, and David gave me Rockband 2. My kids, somewhat to my surprise, really get a kick out of Rockband. Today Peter had a friend over, and he, too, got into Rockband.

I played with them for awhile, then needed to go bake cookies, so they continued on without me. One of the songs they picked to play was Roxanne by The Police.

I was a little concerned, but figured I could always explain some of the lyrics by saying, "Well, he really likes this girl and he doesn't want her flirting with other guys." Technically true...

But then they got to the "You don't have to put on the red light" bit. Uh, yeah, I might have a tougher time explaining that one...

Luckily, one of them said, "I don't have any idea what that means! It makes no sense!!" and the other said, "Yeah, me either!!!" (both giggling hysterically).

WHEW!