ACK! GAG!!

Or, gross things in the morning.

So I got up this morning, and in my bleary way headed to the bathroom to take a shower. Washed my face, put in my contacts, peed...

and felt something tickling the back of my throat. It felt like a hair, but I couldn't get it to move.

So I hacked. And coughed. And hacked some more, and periodically would move it enough that it would REALLY tickle the back of my throat and I'd gag, and then hack some more, and basically did a really good Bill the Cat impersonation for about 2 minutes.

Until, finally, I was able to pull out a hair (yes, it was grey. Hush).

And then I realized, it was like my own little human hairball! Except, of course, I don't groom myself with my tongue, and, yeah, just one hair, not a matted phlegm covered mass of them.

But I'm a little more sympathetic to The Boys now!