Memo to self:

The people on TV can't really hear you....

Sigh. Being alone with my television for 3 or 4 days may not be so good for me. I've started talking to it. Well, OK, so I always did that (and I talk to the radio, and sometimes the guinea pig. Oh, and my computer, of course).

I can't help it though -- there are IDIOTS on television! Pure IDIOTS!

I'm watching one of my favorite shows: Cash Cab. Unsuspecting people in New York hail a cab, and discover they're contestants in a game show.

OK, so maybe this episode is going for the stereo-type, but they just had a family from Kentucky. The first question (the first few are easier) said, "What Science Fiction law-enforcement group has members named 'Master', 'Knight' and 'Padawan'?".

They said Space Invaders. OK, first, IT'S STAR WARS, DAMMIT! Second, Space Invaders is a GAME!

Those people lost pretty quickly. The cool thing is if you lose, you have to get out of the cab!!! They were miffed.

I forgave the three guys who didn't know that Bill Wyman played bass.....