Thursday, May 01, 2008

Sorry, Don't Care

OK, a word to the famous:

I don't really care who you date.

Nor do I care who you sleep with, provided you're not paying for such activities with public funds.

I CERTAINLY don't care about who you dated or slept with 30 years ago!

Both Cher and Barbara Walters have suddenly decided to disclose certain bits of personal information. Surprisingly, Cher's is the tamer; she apparently dated Tom Cruise at one point. Ms. Walters, on the other hand, had an affair with a Senator in the 70s.

Ok, so maybe either of these stories would've been interesting AT THE TIME (but I doubt it). But I'm sorry, people, I just don't CARE who Barbara Walters hangs out with! Or anything else! Not now, and especially not 30 years ago!!

Stop the madness, celebrities!!!!

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